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The many uses of Jard's Awesome Pen
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Stab someone in the eye
Stab someone in the ear
Stab someone in the neck
If you rub the pen, a genie will appear and grant you three wishes.
As a Christmas ornament
As a fashionable addition to your cat or dog's collar
It makes a great road trip companion
Play Zelda and see some strippers at your company's expense!
Dramatically increase your productivity at work!
Fill out a Mega Millions lottery ticket. If you don't win, at least you still have an awesome pen.
Stab a rabid grizzly bear